now i know why i became what i already was.
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'