I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
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high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
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Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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