She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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