is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
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