My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
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it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
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I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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