Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I'm really into asian looking animals
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
Say something about gay babies.
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
Randomize
