They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
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He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
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