If i come over, it means nothing
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
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