U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
I have tasted many bathrooms
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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