shes about as inviting as chlamydia
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
smell my finger.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
Randomize
