you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
No subtext here. People are naked.
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I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
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Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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