I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
I just pynch a tree in the face
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
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How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
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btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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