She's JV to your varsity
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
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My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
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Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
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