Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
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