Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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