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youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
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Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
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She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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