Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
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