Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
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Realized I'm still to drunk to comprehend work emails. Marked them all as unread. Here's to responsible hang overs.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
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Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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