Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
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