i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
I just cut my nipple shaving
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
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I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
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Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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