i wonder why nobody wants to date me...im doing a crossword at work and asked out loud: whats a 4 letter word for 'a reason to get married?'
i was like PREG?
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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