Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
there was a trapeze. enough said
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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