You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
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While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
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I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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