Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
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