also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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