I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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