yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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