I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
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