i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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