i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
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The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
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Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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