No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
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I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
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I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
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