I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
last night I used snow as a chaser
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
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