Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
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I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
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Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
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