He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
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So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
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I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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