we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
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Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
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so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
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