Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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