Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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