My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
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