Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
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