Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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