if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
I am one with the molecules
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
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