We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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