After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
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