bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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