sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
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that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
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Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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