the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
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She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
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So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
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