thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
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Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
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1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
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