I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Randomize
