You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
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