Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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