What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
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my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
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whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
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