I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Fuck me I smell like cheese
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