Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
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I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
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As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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