They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
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The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
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Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
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